WHERE THE F*** IS THIS PLACE?

Joining campus had to be one of the few things that I really looked forward to in life cause who doesn't know how "campus life" is always praised by everyone so I just wanted to get in there and represent my family cause my mother never really made it to campus cause I happened 😂. I was that much of a serious student in high school so no one really expect this dumb nigga would make it to the university but, joke was on them. So there I was, Maseno University, representing the few people in my circle who actually managed to continue studying. I was accompanied by my mom who was happy af for me and for herself cause wueh, getting me here wasn't that easy. If she's still breathing now, she's a tough woman cause I gave that woman hell as a teen-ager. 

We were dropped off at the university main gate by a relative who saw it well to get me there cause I really was carrying a lot of stuff. So mum helped me carry my bucket and we walked that long ass stretch from the university main gate to some Hall where we were to get admitted. There is where everything started and I knew this place isn't for the faint hearted, after queuing for over 1 hour and finally reaching the admissions desk, I'm told that I'm in the wrong hall. "This isn't your school. People taking arts course are in Hindocha hall" mehn, I nearly lost it but I just left for Hindocha hall. I just had to be happy cause before coming to school I had just watched Grownish and I had this dope ass imagination of how life here would be. Little did I know😂😂.

So as I was saying, my mom gave me all my documents(which actually were just some bunch of papers cause) then I qued up with some few guys, I think there were like only 20 people ahead of me. That's outside the hall. I thought I'd be done in 20 minutes. I didn't know the kind of shock that was waiting for me when I entered that hall😂.There were over 800 people clogged in that hall. 

When I was outside the hall, I scanned the other people and in my head I was like, atleast I'm among the top 10 best dressed so esteem shot up and confidence was at 100.When I stepped in that hall, I couldn't see the difference between me and some resident in South Mugirango ward in KisiiCounty cause wueh nilikuwa nimechapa bana😂 (I'll look for those snaps). 

I composed myself cause I really wasn't a fan of bug crowds. But I was at that time scanning, surveying looking for someone, a catch cause I was told that girls in campus are always ready for anything. I mean they survived all those nights horny but on their books knowing people like "ME" their "sexual compadres" were here. I eventually saw one girl, damn that girl was pretty af and I just had to make my move cause the way every nigga on there was looking at her I just had to risk it better to try and get rejected that fail to and die a Coward. I gathered my thought, and left the line to go say hi. 

"Niaje, naitwa Owen and you look nice. I'd really want us to hang out after we done with all this. "

I'm telling you guys, the attitude I was hit with, I promised myself from that time that the only female I'll ever love is that woman who brought me to campus. My mum. Girl just blew those air bubble thing cool girls blow in movies when chewing gum before hitting me with a cold 

"Cheki, ukiniona nakaa niko na time yako? Please just leave cause you being here really makes me uncomfortable ......"

The funny part is that the dude who was going to be my roommate heard that bitch tearing my ass to shreds and not only him, there were like 40 people keenly watching how dumb I was making myself look. Si nakuambia kuchekwa nilichekwa sikuwa naona kaa ntawai recover. I just had to carry my looser ass out of that place cause I was to die of embarrassment. I went back out sat with my mom for sometime atleast someone whose love I didn't have to chase so as to recharge my esteem again. 

Went back in the hall after 30 minutes to complete the admission process but that wasn't even the end of my misfortunes on that day😂;my over 30 papers weren't bounded together. This fine chille was passing by and said "hi" and waved at me and I was stuck between saying "hey" and waving back. My hand reacted. I waved back, by the time I realised, the hand that waved back was carrying 30 pieces of paper and there was not a single paper in that hand. PANIC MODE. Some papers were being stepped on some were blown across the room with the wind, like mehn, by the time I'm getting all my papers theres no one at the admissions desk. 

I was now a pro looser. I mastered the art of loosing so well I think it's because I'm an arsenal fan. My bad luck streak started cause of some girl that I thought.... Anyways. Lakini juu God ni mkuu,  the Dean was passing by and saw my stranded and naive ass. He just told me to tag along and I accompanied him to his office where he quickened the process and I was admitted in the Maseno university eventually. But my mum just had to be African. That's when she now decided its time for that talk. Sex talk. I was given that talk for over 40 minutes and there were people around. Not just people, people that would later on that week be my class mates. Never been that embarassed. I was escorted with my luggage to VET farm hostels(current nile hostels) . Fuck that place was extra far but anyway nikaachiwa some few thousands like the tycoons child I am😂(which btw never even got to see the sun cause nilisanywa that very night) 

So there I am in my hostel, I know no one in that place and I'm just staring at them like a zombie so I decide to take a stroll. Guess who I bump into, yeah. Damn right. That cold ass bitch who fucking humiliated me infront of over 100 people. Mehn, I was so ashamed to pass her so I just turned back to go back to my room. Mnajua rejection nyinyi kweli? 

"Owen.... Chill.... " at first, I thought I was dreaming so I decided to look back imagine she was calling me. I turned back to confirm if it was me she was calling and yeah, it was me she was calling. 

"Look" she said "I know I was kinnda rude and that wasn't cool. I couldn't talk to you at that time cause my brother was just around and my boyfriend tagged along too. So I'm sorry I was a bitch and before you say anything, let's go have food at my place cause I have no roommate and it's kind of boring "

Say whaatttt, I was dumb struck. In my mind I was like "Boom, mfs, I just hit the jackpot. Jokes on you if you fucking laughed at me.... I'm not a looser after all... " so we walked to her place some hostels I think they were the New Sunrise hostels, we joked about this campus shit and had snacks. Time flew and by the time I checked my phone it's 11:14pm and there's someone knocking the door... What I can tell y'all is that that day was the worst day in campus. You can't imagine who was at the door and why tf they were there........ (To be continued)